Showing posts with label bogota. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bogota. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

My stars, I just hope they don't start French kissing on live TV....ewwww


In a dramatic development that has shocked absolutely nobody, Oldboy Prez Chávez goes to Bogota today to meet, greet and play kissy-makey-uppy with Newboy Prez Santos. It's like watching the politics of an elementary school playground, honestly. Hey, it's so unsubtle that maybe even the EngLang media will be able to decode it this time! On second thoughts.....

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Metallica must be proud of its Colombian fans


Metallica played Bogota Colombia last night as part of its World Magnetic tour. The result?
  • Social networks arrange a mass concert gatecrash
  • Reports of between 20,000 and 70,000 fans in the stadium
  • Street rioting
  • Police, army and tanks (!) called in
  • Three stabbings and a policeman injured

Yeah, mayhem and chaos, baby! Colombia Reports has details here.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Colombia: The Importance of Being Earnestly Idiotic


Jack: I don't actually know who I am by birth. I was... well, I was found.
Lady Bracknell: Found?
Jack: Yes. The late Mr. Thomas Cardew, an old gentlemen of a kindly disposition found me and gave me the name of Worthing because he happened to have a first class ticket to Worthing at the time. Worthing is a place in Sussex. It's a seaside resort.
Lady Bracknell: And where did this charitable gentlemen with the first class ticket to the seaside resort find you?
Jack: In a handbag.
Lady Bracknell: A handbag?
The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde, 1895


Just to show that the age of total inept Austin Powers dumbassery is alive and well in the British Secret Service, let's all shout "Yeah Baby!" at how an agent recently jeopardized very large anti-narcos operation by leaving a memory stick with names and details of all concerned in a handbag on a bus in Colombia. The UK Times has the story:

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British spy loses secrets in a handbag

A BRITISH agent has thrown the war against drug traffickers into chaos by leaving top secret information about covert operations on a bus in South America.

In a blunder that has cost taxpayers millions of pounds and put scores of lives at risk, the drugs liaison officer lost a computer memory stick said to contain a list of undercover agents’ names and details of more than five years of intelligence work.

It happened when the MI6-trained agent left her handbag on a transit coach at El Dorado airport in Bogota, Colombia. Intelligence chiefs were forced to wind up operations and relocate dozens of agents and informants amid fears the device could fall into the hands of drugs barons.

The incident, which was hushed up by the Serious Organised Crime Agency (Soca), the agent’s employer, is an embarrassment for the government. It is another blow for yada yada continues here

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Here's an extract from another report on the ballsup

"A source claims the memory stick contained details of anti-narcotics intelligence compiled over more than five years. The loss risked the lives of undercover agents and informants who have now had to be relocated. He said the total cost of aborted operations was £100m..."

Friday, December 12, 2008

Tales of sleepy Colombia

The gentle side of life in the USA's favourite local free democracy revealed once more.

Cristian David Daza was drinking in his local in Bogotá and smoking his favourite brand of cigarette. The problem with this small scenario is that on December 1st just past Colombia finally caught up with the rest of the world and banned smoking in public places, including, of course, Cristian's watering hole.

When the first waiter asked him to stop smoking, he just carried on. So a second waiter on duty told his colleague not to serve him any more. Cristian reacted by stabbing the waiter in the shoulder and then, when chased down by the bar's owner, stabbed the owner in the chest twice and killed him.

Nice place, no? Or in the words of the Bogota Tourist Promotional Committee's own English language website:

".......guarantee a special treatment to those who stay in Bogotá on weekend."

Bless 'em!