Lugo: Six More kids to come?????

Lugo meets his family-in-law

Sorry 'bout this mini-obsession over Lugo's ever-growing family. I know I should be covering serious and deep matters like Obama's handshake with Chávez, or dead mercenaries in Bolivia. Maybe getting all Lugo-ness out the way in one day will help things going forward.

So anyway, according to the latest stepper-forwarder, Damiana Morán, there are maybe another six woman with kids by Rasputin. In this report she mentions that she has unofficial information that says the other women will be joining the queue in the days to come.

Ever noticed how the word 'chaste' is a homophone of 'chased'?

Lugo and his family: The Song!

It didn't take long to get President Fernando Rasputin Lugo's fatherhood exploits set to music. Here we go with Paraguayan cumbia group Angeles and their tribute to the priestly stud.

You'll get the most out of it if you speak Spanish, but at least watch out for the chorus:

"Lugaucho tiene corazón, pero no usó el condon"

Translation (with "Lugaucho" a friendly mix of the word "gaucho" with "Lugo")

"Lugo has (a good) heart, but he didn't use condoms."

UPDATE: On the prompting of sketch I checked out the song again. Yep it's 'usó' and not 'usa'..so I've changed the translation. Thanks Sketch. FWIW I'm no good with lyrics in English, either. By the way the phrase "Lugo tiene corazón" isn't one chosen by chance by the group; it was Lugo's campaign slogan last year.

Aznar cannot be the father

The scandale du jour surrounds French Minister of Justice, Rachida Dati. She has confirmed she is pregnant but limits pointing a paternity finger by saying she has "a complicated private life."

However, Moroccan magazine L'Observateur has named ex Spanish topman José Maria Aznar as daddy, which provoked Aznar into replying that the rumours were "a total and complete falsehood". I have to agree with Aznar. Dati isn't blind. I mean.....look at the dude...

Would you?

But rumours iz as rumours duz, and there were no denials coming from Aznar a few months back when he and Dati were spotted dining together in swanky Paris dineries. The story at the time went that Nico Sarkozy presented the pair, and maybe at the time Aznar felt a bit left out in the Don Juan stakes after seeing the French prez waltz off with Carla Bruni.

But hey, I really don't care that much...just passing on the scuttlebutt. Sheesh! I've just caught myself by reading this back..this place is turning into PerezHiltonland. We apologize for the interruption in service, normal LatAm snarkiness will be resumed as soon as possible.