The Guardia Civil (Spanish police force) at Barcelona's El Prat airport has detained two pilots of an Argentine private medical transport plane that was carrying a 900kg cache of cocaine, according to information received by the EFE news agency."
The normal English language newswires and media channels are due to report on this story as soon as they've worked out a way of mentioning the name "Hugo Chávez" in their copy. Cheeky little malbecs served, the end.