Showing posts with label franklin duran. Show all posts
Showing posts with label franklin duran. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Duran Duran

Far too large to be called Franklin

Hey, remember the Venezuela/Argentina suitcase scandal? Well the guy who pleaded not guilty, insisted on his day in court and allowed us to watch all the fun (the fat guy Antonini Wilson, the customs-officer-turned-nekkid-centrefold Telpuk and all the other 15 minutes of fame crew) got sentenced today.

Franklin Duran was facing up to 15 years on the rap but the judge gave him four years instead. So with his stay in jail counting as from his arrest (December 2007) and time off for good behaviour and Otto's finger in the air guesstimate, he should be out by...hmmmm.... next week, perhaps? Early June?

From there he'll be deported back to Land-Of-Chávez, say "hey! why did you confiscate my gas stations you swines?" and finish with a cushy job in the public sector somewhere.

Probably.

Monday, November 3, 2008

The Antonini Wilson Suitcase trial thingy

It took 'em a full week, but we have a verdict from Miami. For those wanting my take (I've had mails, y'see) on the just-hit guilty verdict passed on Franklin Duran click to this post from last week. I haven't changed my mind since then. If you want the snark, reaction, comment and background go visit borev; he's much better at this stuff than I am and he's actually been following this circus (some kind of masochistic streak, probably).

Meanwhile, this link takes you to the nekkid photos of the Customs officer. FWIW, this post has been 20 times more popular than any other written on the subject. C'mon...admit it dudes. You really don't care about the trial as long as the skinshots are available.

Monday, October 27, 2008

The Antonini Wilson Suitcase trial thingy in Miami gets its verdict today

Another Telpuk photo rescues another boring post: amazing what
they can do with photoshop these days, isn't it?

Borev ran this note on the "valijagate" trial in Miami over the weekend and a reader passed the link on to me and said, "So? Waddya think, Otto? Exciting stuff no? Coming to a climax, no?".

No.

I've tried, I've really tried to get all hot'n'bothered about the suitcase trial thingy but it's just not working. Even the nekkid photos of the Telpuk girl were disappointing in that plasticky way, but the main problem I have with all this is that on the one hand you have a prosecution revealing shock truths about corruption in South America (which shocks nobody who lives down here) and on the other you have a shocked defence accusing the USA of meddling in South American affairs and generally stirring up shit for its own good (which also shocks nobody down here).

It's a zero-sum game, y'see. Add that to the fact that I don't like soap-operas, and half the cast of this one are straight out of the worst Mexican telenovela possible. You have the fat dickhead millionaire, the wannabe playboy model who has opportunity knock on her door, high level gov't shenanigans, thrusting truth-seekers with their own ambitions, guilty-person-declared-innocent / innocent-person-declared-guilty (whichever way it goes for Franklin Duran today), then the fast cars, fast women, intrigue, private jets etc etc etc ad infinitum. It's very fitting that the whole thing is going down in Miami, all things told.

So the verdict is supposed to hit the wires this afternoon and Franklin Duran gets anything from set free to 15 years in the can. Whatever way it goes, a squillion words will get written on the affair on both sides of the fight. But count me out as from the end of this post. Sorry, not interested, go get your fix somewhere else.


UPDATE:
Against my better judgement, a quick update. The jury hasn't been able to reach a unanimous verdict today and so the deliberations will continue tomorrow.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Stop Press! Fair and evenhand reporting on the Antonini Wilson suitcase trial thingy...in MSM...in English

"Wilson! Wilsoooooon!"

Err...hate to say it, blogpeople, but full kudos to Benedict Mander for today's report in the London FT about the suitcase trial. However, poor Mander will now be accused of blatant communism because he dared put forward both sides of the argument about what's going on at the Miami trial.

Note to all other media services in LatAm: Look how easy it is to actually do a bit of fair reporting on Venezuela issues. 1) Write 517 words, 2) submit copy, 3) take the rest of the day and hit the bars for happy-hour G&Ts. What -ho!

But seriously, this is good work from Mander. I don't want political agendas stuffed down my throat, I want the kind of thing written below the line here (i.e. facts, and both sides of the story). Kudos to you, Blighty.

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Court case throws up tales of intrigue

By Benedict Mander in Caracas

Published: September 26 2008 18:46 | Last updated: September 26 2008 18:46

While President Hugo Chávez was touring Cuba, China and Russia this week with great fanfare, a court in Miami was hearing about what the prosecution claims was a more covert Venezuelan diplomatic mission that spectacularly backfired.

Witnesses have been providing evidence to support a tale of intrigue that they say involves secret agents, hush money, coercion and even death threats, that has fuelled speculation of corruption at the highest levels of the Venezuelan government.

Both Mr Chávez – who is directly implicated in the case – and Ms Fernández, have denounced the trial as “garbage”, and a transparent attempt by the US at slurring the reputations of leftwing governments emerging in Latin America.

It has further undermined already shaky relations between Venezuela and the US to deteriorate yet further, which plumbed new depths earlier this month when Mr Chávez banished the US ambassador in Caracas. The US was also accused of having links to an alleged coup attempt that was uncovered the very same week.

After starting to collaborate with the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Miami, Mr Antonini was visited by men – allegedly on behalf of the Venezuelan government – who were attempting to keep him quiet, for which Mr Antonini demanded $2m in an FBI-penned letter addressed directly to Mr Chávez. But their conversations were secretly recorded with wiretaps, leading to the arrest of the men visiting Mr Antonini, for acting as unauthorised agents of a foreign government. All but one, Franklin Duran, pleaded guilty; he is the man now on trial in Miami.

Many analysts agree that the case, and the furore surrounding it, is highly politicised. “This case smells to high heaven,” says Nikolas Kozloff, the author of a new book on leftwing movements in Latin America. He points out that the key witness, Mr Antonini, who has been linked to radical sectors of the Venezuelan opposition that tried to overthrow Mr Chávez in a 2002 coup with tacit US support, “raises eyebrows”.

“The Chávez government has an axe to grind and we should be circumspect about its claims that the US has somehow tried to set up Venezuela,” he said.

Nonetheless, he said Washington might also have ulterior, geopolitical motives: by attempting to embarrass Mr Chávez it could be aiming to limit his influence in the region.

For example, in one of the taped conversations with Mr Antonini, it is claimed that Mr Chávez – who has also been accused of using his plentiful petrodollars to fund political allies in countries such as Bolivia, Peru and Mexico, as well as Colombian Marxist guerrillas – may also have paid governments in return for their support in his failed attempt to secure a seat on the United Nations Security Council in 2006.

The suitcase trial Antonini thing is beginning to get on my nerves....

...but there's just space for one snarkshot before I leave it alone. As part of his official declarations, obvious liar Antonini Wilson said that it famous $800k briefcase/suitcase/whateveritwascase wasn't his, had had nothing to do with it and he was just helping out etc etc. His exact words were: "All I did was to help carry the bags to the cars in a gentlemanly gesture to the assistant Victoria B.".

Well apart from the minor detail that before the briefcase was opened before his eyes by customs he first lied twice about its contents and then finally said it contained money, let's check out this photo of Antonini and his lawyer taken outside the courtroom on Wednesday.

As we can see, Antonini Wilson manages to make the gentlemanly gesture of carrying a cellular phone while his lawyer struggles with not one but two bags.

Otto sez: Actions speak louder than words, gentlemanly is as gentlemanly does, and this dude is a serious piece of shit.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Is it just me, or is there something wildly Kafka about Antonini Wilson and the USA prosecution people?


I've been following the Antonini Wilson suitcase going down in Miami the last couple of days, and so far the thing has spattered Los Kirchner with some embarrassing mud. Maybe in another country or a parallel universe or something there would be calls for Kirchner resignations by now....but c'mon....this is Argentina...you hear me? Find a single non-corrupt politico in the power echelons of that country (who isn't an ideology freak or a nutbar) and you're doing better than me.

But today's 'revelation' is more than weird. Bloomie's headline of "Chavez Was Sent Letter Seeking $2 Million for Courier (Update2)" just about sums it up, really. What went down is that Antonini Wilson signed a letter that was written by the US Feds and sent to the H man himself. In it, Antonini asked Chávez for U$2m hush money (details at that Bloomie link...check it out yourself).

Chávez didn't reply to this letter in any way, it seems. Now I'm not an attorney, trial lawyer, Fed head, judge or anything like that, but it does seem like the prosecution is saying to the jury;

"The US gov't wrote a wholly false letter, then along with our informant pretended it came from Antonini and sent it to Hugo Chávez in order to blackmail the head of state of a sovereign nation. It didn't work. However, this makes us look good and honest and trustworthy, and Chávez look all bad and evil and untrustworthy."

Am I missing something here, or are US prosecutors really that stupid?

UPDATE:
That bloomie story is now an "Update 3", so it must be important or something...errrr like....dude....

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The suitcase trial, and Antonini's (first) day in court

That was then (triple chin, medallion, Just For Men coiff, total wide-boy look)
But this is now (1 1/2 chins, sober suit, starched collar, mature'n'respectable)

You've come a long way, baby....

In Miami the star snitch/witness Guido Alejandro Antonini Wilson took the stand today, and as suspected didnt say much to incriminate the officially accused, Franklin Duran. On the other hand he dropped a couple of right-on-schedule bombshells in the lap of Los Kirchners. A lot of waffle was waffled, but the two things you need to know are:

1) A couple of days after getting the $800k suitcase snatched off him by this person, Antonini met with the bossman of PdVSA Argentina, who asked him where the rest of the money was. Antonini came on all innocent like (according to his testimony today, anyway) and said "what money?". Señor PdVSA replies, "The other $4.2m that came in the other suitcase."

2) Antonini Wilson today testified that he was at a reception in Argentina's "Casa Rosada" ("The Pink House", and official city centre presidential palace) at the same time as the H man. This directly contradicts the Argentine Minister of Justice, Anibal Fernández, who said last week, "Let's finish once and for all with this story that he (Antonini) was in the Casa Rosada.."

He also made it clear that the $800k suitcase wasn't his, and it was Claudio Uberti's. To remind you, Uberti is/was the Kirchner's right hand man and at that time was in charge of the public office that controls Argentina's toll booths....I mean, no ready cash in that department, is there?

Expect fireworks.