Don't worry 'bout jobs, Statesiders...could be worse....you could be Colombia
Here's how the latest unemployment data stack up, from Nunavut to Tierra del Fuego:
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Reports are now coming through of tall, overweight, white-skinned people trying to sneak across the border and into Tijuana in an attempt to find gainful employment. Locals were later spotted showing them how lawnmowers work.