Waiter: "Are you ready to order, sir?"
Customer: "What are the house specials?"
Waiter: "Well, sir, our most popular dishes are 'fear' and 'greed'."
Customer: "Hmmmm....I think I'll have the 'greed' today."
Waiter: "Something to drink to go with that, sir?"
Customer: "Yes, a mojito."
The end