It's getting to be a bit of a tradition down this way. Here's how this year's effort starts:
UPDATE: FWIW, this humble scribe thinks Structurally Maladjusted's effort is better this year.
In startling back-to-back news conferences in Caracas and La Paz, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and Bolivian President Evo Morales announced Wednesday that they plan to merge their two countries into one nation by the end of 2011. The plan – which would establish the new Republic of Bolizuela – came as a shock in both capitals.CONTINUES HERE
UPDATE: FWIW, this humble scribe thinks Structurally Maladjusted's effort is better this year.