By the way Peru's media are acting you would think that Chinese President Hu Jintao had flown in to Peru direct from Beijing...or the moon or something. Not a mention about the fact that he was hanging in Costa Rica and then Cuba (and got to meet a real celebrity on the island, too).
But Hu is in da house, and Twobreakfasts did his best to hide the worst corners of the capital on the drive round (they did a bit of open top waving when they got to the Plaza Mayor....the few proles let through the epic security cordon must have enjoyed that). However Alan let the side down badly in the end, as Otto "wannabe Perez Hilton" Rock explains.
But Hu is in da house, and Twobreakfasts did his best to hide the worst corners of the capital on the drive round (they did a bit of open top waving when they got to the Plaza Mayor....the few proles let through the epic security cordon must have enjoyed that). However Alan let the side down badly in the end, as Otto "wannabe Perez Hilton" Rock explains.
BUY THE FAT DUDE A BELT, SOMEBODY. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SKIN ANY MORE.
I love hi-res photos.