Beauty Queen Poker: I'll see your Miss California and raise you a Miss Panama

Sorry guys, you lose....we be holding nuts.

This 25 second youtube (seen by 350,000 people so far) is best appreciated by Spanish speakers and has Giosue Cozzarelli, a candidate for Miss Panama 2009, answering her question about the venerable Confucius. Apparently he was a "Chinese Japanese" person and "one of the people that invented confusion".

I am not making this up

UPDATE: In the comments section, reader Jimmy left this link to a youtube version with English subtitles. Kind of you Jimmy, thank you.