Please go over to Felix Salmon's blog to get the full post. He picked them up from Epicurean Dealmaker's Twitterfeed. Here are the first three on the list, get the others over Chez Salmon.
- Little-known Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris does not mark to market. The market marks to Chuck.
- More: Chuck Norris does not go bankrupt. Chuck Norris ruptures banks.
- Source of hedge fund survivorship bias?: Funds that pay Chuck Norris 2 and 20 survive; others don’t.