Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The NR onslaught continues

It's two weeks before PDAC and every junior miner out there seems to want to get some news on the table before the year's big conflab gets going. So far today and before the opening bell, your humble servant received 27 NRs from little pissant companies all going "ME! ME! LOOK AT ME!" in a multitude of ways. I expect the same amount before lunchtime.

And thus to celebrate this joyous e-mail experience, IKN offers a suggestion to ECU Silver (ECU.to) about its next possible news release to make sure these arch BS-pumpers aren't left behind in the rush:

TORONTO, ONTARIO--(Marketwire - Feb. 32, 2010) - ECU Silver Mining Inc. (TSX:ECU - News) is pleased to announce the procurement and delivery of high quality assets to its head office and office branches in Canada and Mexic0. The Company has taken delivery of 20,000 metal paperclips secured at a substantial discount to prevailing market prices. Mr. Michel Roy, Chairman and CEO of ECU Silver commented, "We are pleased to announce the news of our increase in paperclip inventory to our valued shareholders. Not only were the clips bought at a good price, but being of the metallic variety they are environmentally friendly. We expect these new supplies to benefit the Company as we move forward on our scams in Mexico".

In other news, the Company is issuing another ten million stock options to management and hangers-on over at GATA. But don't worry about it, suckaz. For further information regarding this news release, please mail our IR department who will promptly delete your message and never reply.

The Toronto Stock Exchange has not reviewed and does not accept responsibility for the adequacy or accuracy of the content of this Press Release because the people over at TSX aren't stupid.