The world according to the goldbug newsletter writer

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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GOLDBUG NEWSLETTER WRITER
Event	goldbug analysis	recommended action
Broad markets lower	It had to happen	BUY GOLD!
Broad markets higher	manipulation!	BUY GOLD!
Gold higher	The upwave begins	BUY GOLD!
Gold lower	manipulation!	BUY GOLD!
Gold holds steady	it's a coiled spring	BUY GOLD!
dollar lower	fiat crap going to zero	BUY GOLD!
dollar higher	manipulation!	BUY GOLD!
Fed raises rates	inflation is rampant	BUY GOLD!
Fed lowers rates	inflation will be rampant	BUY GOLD!
LIBOR rate rises	systematic breakdown	BUY GOLD!
LIBOR rate eases	liquidity returns	BUY GOLD!
Silver higher	Short squeeze!	BUY GOLD!*
Silver lower	manipulation!	BUY GOLD!*
Gold lease rate up	banks not lending gold	BUY GOLD!
Gold lease rate down	easy to get cheap gold	BUY GOLD!
*or silver