"The Peruvian Nuevo Sol (PEN) crashed and was sent into the depth of Hades itself as it plummeted an amazing 0.3% to S/2.8115 on Tuesday as the realization that yet another South American state was about to fall into the baby-eating clutches of Hugo Chávez. A trader that did not want to be identified told Bloomberg that the rumors of Chávez sharing his baby meat meals with Peru Presidential run-off candidate Ollanta Humala were all true and that investors should be running for the hills immediately, making sure they take all their young children with them....just in case."
UPDATE: Paranoia and ooga booga scariness isn't confined to Bloomie. On this link Life In Peru's author Ward plays a joke on his facebook friends about Humala and, sure enough, they fall for it. And by the way, I agree with the points 1) and 2) he puts below it all (when being more serious).