Confirmed: George W Bush Lefty Commie Socialist Liberal Bedwetter

Bush entertains the press corps with his cat's cradle abilities

The sun'll come out, Tomorrow, Bet your bottom dollar, That tomorrow, There'll be sun!
Annie (1977)

The old saying in Cuba is, "If there were no future tense in the Spanish language, Fidel would have nothing to say." So after the enormous nationalization program being undertaken by the Bush administration at the moment, what more evidence do you need for Dubya's conversion to the Axis of Evo than his press conference in Chantilly today?

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"I know that the days are dim right now for a lot of folks. But I firmly believe tomorrow is going to be brighter."

"We have faced tough times, after the terrorist attack of 9/11, and we came through strongly, and we're going to come through this."

"No question that times are tough. But no question America will emerge."

"...I am -- I am -- I am confident in the long term for this country."

"This isn't the first time the American economy has faced challenges, and it's not going to be the first time that we haven't recovered and come out better either."

"I'm confident we'll succeed. I really am."

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You may as well start forming queues at the bakery right now to beat the rush, people. Borscht served.