Peru: Yehude Simon is new cabinet chief

Nice tie, Yehude

Yep, you did hear it here first, folks. As reported by Otto last night at 10:30pm, Yehude Simon has just confirmed at a press conference that he is the new Cabinet Chief in the Twobreakfasts administration.

Wanna know how Otto knew 12 hours before the rest of the English-speaking world? Not telling yas!